09 September 2008

blinded by the light

wearing clothing in germany is optional.
however, it is mandatory for one to be old, sagging and 100% butt naked.

i just got lost running in the tiergarten for almost an hour and a half...three times longer what i wanted to run.
i had the 'priviledge' of running into countless hoards of naked, sun-bathing old people. i'm sure the horrific sight contributed to my lack of good judgement. they can and will be blamed for me getting so lost.

furthermore, no one gave me any good directions whatesoever. two people led me in the complete wrong direction, and the others simply were lost themselves. again, i blame the naked people for blinding all of our senses.

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